Because it's cliche and the whole wide weorld is doing it

...lol doing it

100 Things You Might Not Know About Me...
answer these questions then tag 10 people to do the same.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
By being mauled by my many fans. ((actually was cut and bruised by haters))

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Sexy ladies. eue

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
Grind my teeth.
Snorerererer

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
I don't really know, I like classical music

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
4:56 pm

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
....

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
I WANNA SCARE SOME MORE PEEPS

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Meh key

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
I don't know, like 6 feet?

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAHHAHA *rofl*

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
I don't cry. :0

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Mirrors. 8|

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
What ever can be pulled off flawlessly

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
In an alley. o3o

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
BOTH PLZ

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Anchovies, peppers and mushrooms

YEAH YOU HEARD ME

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Vodka and the best damned salmon in the world

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
BLACK
and red
DON'T FORGET BLAAACK

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
......

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
I don't know, whatever Deidra has given me

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
It's obvious at this point who it is. eue

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
In my fingers.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
wtf

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
69

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Both plz

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"I'm not a pedophile, I just like to have sex with kids." - Me

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
ANYWHERE FUN AND SEXY

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
To git fancy Russian Vodka
I've been doing this several times

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
MIRRORS
BABIES
and cats

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
I've stalked someone famous before.

37. FIRST JOB?
What's a gob?

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
YOU BETCHA

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
Whoever I really like is my sole mate from now on

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
It should have been sex

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
I don't have the insurance to cover surgery.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
.....

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
BAHAHAHAHA

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A car, but I don't have a license, or the attention span to learn how to drive.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
NONE

AND THEY'LL ALL BE NAMED AFTER ME

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I'm Druas, I name myself.

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Fat chicks and glasses. o_o

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
.....

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Oh I use this herbal shampoo called I'M BALD YOU DUMB FUCKS

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
When I write my name everyone thinks it's dancing weasels.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Ham. Just yes.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
You try to guess em' all

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
.... >:C

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Who doesn't want to be friends with me?

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
.... what is this shit

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Mostly

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
With firey passion

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
I can't gain any weight so :1

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
I was never a child.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I don't have a cell fone! >:C

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
EWW NO THAT GUY'S A PEDO

63. Do you use sarcasm?
....

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mashed taters, Mac and Cheese is booooring

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
A pussy

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Drugs, Druass

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
SHAPE SHIFTING MUTHA YES

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
I forget

69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
When life gives you lemons, you use them to burn your enemie's eyes.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Chocolate mint or raspberry sherbet

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
I have ten fingers

... and that's it

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
How do you think I've been communicating?

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
....

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
I am older, thank you very much. >:C

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Sure, why not?

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
sifjksifsifj

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
I believe it was vodka

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
I don't use the phone

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Bewbs. -u-

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Rape, internets, rape

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
eiseiisifs

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Winternets

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
I like fancy candies such as caramels, mints and jelly pastries

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
NOOOOOO

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Ahem. *points to head*

86. EYE COLOR?
I have no eye color, I'm a freaking skeleton for crying out loud!

87. SHOE SIZE?
...

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Oh god I hate fast food. Except Arby's. And Pizza.

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
A happy place where you can get drunk and have a good time

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yum.

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
I don't watch crap.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
I don't knooooow

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Proud elephant. =w=

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Yes plz

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I usually do both

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
sigjsigjisjg

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
I'M A MAN DAMNIT

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
I don't read crap.

100. RANDOM FACT TIME!
I write with both hands. eue